{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
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{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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