{"fact":"Jaguars are the only big cats that don't roar.","length":46}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}
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